Kinda Like That Vegas Pickpocket Dude Who Takes Your Watch Off While Tapping You on the Shoulder

Right around the time the Vikings were storming the Capitol yesterday, Italian IT Official Arturo D’Elia was charged with technology and data manipulation in Italian Court for tampering in the US Election from a remote location in Pescara Leonardo’s IT Facility. Here is his sworn confession that he switched votes from Trump to Biden on November 3, 2021.